Pre Mammogram Exercises

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Many women are afraid of their first mammogram but there s no need to worry By taking a few minutes each day with the following exercises a week before the exam you will be totally prepared for the test -- and best of all -- you can do these simple practice exercises right in your home br br EXERCISE ONE Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible -- and then lean on the door for good measure Hold that position for five seconds Repeat again in case the first time wasn t effective enough br br EXERCISE TWO Go into your garage at 3 a m when the temperature of the cement floor is just right Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear of the car Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled Turn over and repeat for the other breast br br EXERCISE THREE Freeze two metal bookends overnight Strip to the waist Invite a stranger into the room Press the bookends together as hard as you can Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again br br You are now properly prepared Final thoughts for women readers br br MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause br br Ever notice how all of women s problems start with men Send this to all of the women you know and brighten their day - and when we have real trouble - it s HISterectomy

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