The Idiot Award

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HANDS-DOWN WINNER OF THE IDIOT CORPORATION AWARD! AT T fired President John Walter after nine months saying he lacked intellectual leadership He received a 26 million severance package (Let that be a lesson to him!) br br WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS! Police in Oakland California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home After firing ten tear gas canisters officers discovered that the man was standing beside them shouting out to give himself up (No one ever said you had to be smart to be a cop ) br br NOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS PLANNED OUT WELL NOT! An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank account (Maybe he should have pretended to have a brain!) br br WHEN YOU THINK YOU RE HAVING A BAD DAY READ THIS Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 1 270 000 home last month - a short in the homeowner s newly installed fire prevention alarm system This is even worse than last year said the distraught homeowner when someone broke in and stole my new security system ( hmmm could this be the Illinois guy ) br br NOW THIS IS WHAT I CONSIDER A DEDICATED CROOK! A man walked into a Topeka Kansas Kwik Shop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer Apparently the take was too small so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him (Wonder if he paid himself time and 1 2 for the overtime ) br br FOOT IN MOUTH UP TO THE KNEE! Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn t control himself during a lineup When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words Give me all your money or I ll shoot the man shouted That s not what I said! (Turns out the witness was Blonde and didn t pick him!) br br NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER! In Modesto CA Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun but unfortunately he failed to keep his hand in his pocket (Banks should keep Monopoly money on hand for these bright crooks )

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