Types of People You Might Meet in the Men s Room

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EXCITABLE Shorts half twisted around cannot find hole rips shorts br br SOCIABLE Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not br br CROSSEYED Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed br br TIMID Can t piss if someone s watching flushes urinal comes back later br br INDIFFERENT All urinals being used pisses in sink br br CLEVER No hands fixes tie looks around and usually pisses on floor br br WORRIED Not sure of where he has been lately makes quick inspection br br FRIVOLOUS Plays stream up down and across urinals tries to hit fly or bug br br ABSENT-MINDED Opens vest pulls out tie pisses in pants br br CHILDISH Pisses directly in bottom of urinal likes to see it bubble br br SNEAK Farts silently while pissing acts very innocent knows man in next stall will get blamed br br PATIENT Stands very close for a long while waiting reads with free hand br br DESPERATE Waits in long line teeth floating pisses in pants br br TOUGH Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it br br EFFICIENT Waits until he has to crap then does both br br FAT Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal pisses in shoe br br LITTLE Stands on box falls in drowns br br DRUNK Holds right thumb in left hand pisses in pants br br DISGRUNTLED Stands for a while gives up walks away br br CONCEITED Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat br br RADICAL Ignores urinal Pisses on wall

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