Your Most Hated Enemy Shall Receive Twice

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A man was digging in his garden when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork The man wrenched the cork free and to his astonishment there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder Standing before him was a genie br br As a reward for freeing me I shall grant you three wishes said the genie But understand whatever you wish for your most hated enemy shall receive twice over br br The man s most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbour Jones Let s see My first wish is He looked at his weather beaten bungalow to live in a ten story luxury mansion br br The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion br br Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable said the man There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted He was annoyed however to see Jones grinning and waving surrounded by his own harem of 100 women all twice as attractive br br What is your final wish Master asked the genie br br I want to lose a testicle said the man

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