I´m Stupid

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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say I m Stupid That way you wouldn t rely on them would you You wouldn t ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops never mind I didn t see your sign br br It s like before my wife and I moved Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway My friend comes over and says Hey you moving br br Nope We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes Here s your sign br br A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled his boat into the dock I lifted up this big ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes Hey y all catch all them fish No - We talked em into giving up Here s your sign br br I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit And there s only one way to test it Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want you to jump into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you Well all right but hold my sign I don t wanna lose it! br br Last time I had a flat tire I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations The attendant walks out looks at my truck looks at me and I SWEAR he said Tire go flat I couldn t resist said Nope I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me! Here s your sign br br We were trying to sell our car about a year ago A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out of the car reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe then says Darn that s hot! See If he d been wearing his sign I could have stopped him br br I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure Wouldn t ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge The truck got stuck and I couldn t get it out no matter how I tried I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report He went through his basic questioning ok no problem I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign until he asked So is your truck stuck I couldn t help myself! I looked at him looked back at the rig and then back to him and said no I m delivering a bridge here s your sign

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