17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant

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17 I finished the Oreos br 16 Not to imply anything but I don t think the kid weighs 40 pounds br 15 Y know looking at her you d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby !! br 14 I sure hope your thighs aren t gonna stay that flabby forever! br 13 Well couldn t they induce labor The 25th is the Super Bowl! br 12 Darned if you ain t about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella br 11 Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea Boy that s gotta hurt br 10 Whoa! For a minute there I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott! br 9 I m jealous! Why can t men experience the joy of childbirth br 8 Are your ankles supposed to look like that br 7 Get your own ice cream br 6 Geez you re awfully puffy looking today br 5 Got milk br 4 Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary Tawney br 3 Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar! br 2 Retaining water Yeah like the Hoover Dam retains water br br And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant br br br 1 You don t have the guts to pull that trigger

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