Male Female Definitions

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THINGY (thing-ee) n female Any part under a car s hood male The strap fastener on a woman s bra br br VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj female Fully opening up one s self emotionally to another male Playing football without a helmet br br COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n female The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one s partner male Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys br br BUTT (but) n female The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger male what you slap when someone s scored a touchdown homerun or goal Also good for mooning br br COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n female A desire to get married and raise a family male Not trying to pick up other women while out with one s girlfriend br br ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n female A good movie concert play or book male Anything that can be done while drinking br br FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n female An embarrassing by-product of digestion male An endless source of entertainment self-expression and male bonding br br MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n female The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve male Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed br br REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n female A device for changing from one TV channel to another male A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1 2 min

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