What Men Really Mean

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Men say = Men really mean br br I m hungry = I m hungry br br I m sleepy = I m sleepy br br I m tired = I m tired br br Do you want to go to a movie = I d eventually like to have sex with you br br Can I take you out to dinner = I d eventually like to have sex with you br br Can I call you sometime = I d eventually like to have sex with you br br May I have this dance = I d eventually like to have sex with you br br Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! br br You look tense let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you br br What s wrong = I don t see why your making such a big deal about this br br What s wrong = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now br br What s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question br br I m bored = Do you want to have sex br br I love you = Let s have sex now br br I love you too = Okay I said it we d better have sex now! br br Yes I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before br br Yes I like the way you cut your hair = 50 and it doesn t look that much different! br br Let s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you d like to have sex with me br br Will you marry me = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys br br (while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin dress and let s go home! br br I don t think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

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