How to identify a Canadian driver

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1 - One hand on wheel one hand on horn MONTREAL br br br 2 - One hand on wheel one finger out window TORONTO br br br 3 - One hand on wheel one finger out window cutting across all lanes of traffic OTTAWA br br br 4 - Both hands on wheel eyes shut both feet on brake quivering in terror SASKATOON but driving in TORONTO br br br 5 - Both hands in air gesturing both feet on accelerator head turned to talk to someone in the back seat QUEBEC CITY br br br 6 - One hand on 12 oz double shot latte one knee on wheel cradling cell phone foot on brake mind on radio game banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic VANCOUVER br br br 7 - One hand on wheel one hand on hunting rifle alternating between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator throwing McDonald s bag out the window RED DEER br br br 8 - Four wheel drive pick-up truck shotgun mounted in rear window beer cans on the floor raccoon tails attached to the antenna PRINCE GEORGE br br br 9 - Two hands gripping wheel blue hair barely visible above windshield driving 40 km hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on VICTORIA br br br 10 - One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel one ski-doo mitt scrapper in hand out front window scrapping frost Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The Land hockey equipment smelling up car interior waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection WINNIPEG

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