Men and Women Compared

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NICKNAMES If Laura Suzanne Debra and Rose go out for lunch they will call each other Laura Suzanne Debra and Rose br br But if Mike Charlie Bob and John go out for a beer they will affectionately refer to each other as LardAss Butt-Breath Peanut-Head and Useless br br EATING OUT When the bill arrives Mike Charlie Bob and John will each throw in 20 even though it s only for 22 50 None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back br br When the girls get their bill out come the pocket calculators br br BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom a toothbrush shaving cream razor a bar of soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn br br The average number of items in the typical woman s bathroom is 337 A man would not be able to identify most of these items br br ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument! br br DRESSING UP A man will dress up for weddings funerals A woman will dress up to go shopping water the plants empty the garbage answer the phone read a book get the mail br br LOOKS Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed Women somehow deteriorate during the night ( I invite any woman to prove me wrong! )

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