The Official Language of the EU

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The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility br br As part of the negotiations Her Majesty s government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as EuroEnglish br br In the first year s will replace the soft c Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy br br The hard c will be dropped in favor of the k This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter br br There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ph will be replaced with the f This will make words like fotograf 20 shorter br br In the 3rd year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling br br Also al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent e s in the language is disgraceful and they should go away br br By the 4th yar peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th with z and w with v br br During ze fifz year ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords kontaiining ou and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters br br After zis fifz year ve vil hav a reali sensibl riten styl Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer br br ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

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