Excuse Notes

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These are actual excuse notes teachers have received spelling mistakes included br br My son is under a doctor s care and should not take P E today Please execute him br br Please excuse Lisa for being absent She was sick and I had her shot br br Dear School Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan 28 29 30 31 32 and also 33 br br Please excuse Gloria from Jim today She is administrating br br Please excuse Roland from P E for a few days Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip br br John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face br br Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football He was hurt in the growing part br br Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins br br Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side br br Please excuse Ray Friday from school He has very loose vowels br br Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday He had diarrhea and his boots leak br br Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust br br Please excuse Jimmy for being It was his father s fault br br I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don t know what size she wear br br Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday br br Sally won t be in school a week from Friday We have to attend her funeral br br My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired She spent a weekend with the Marines br br Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday He had a cold and could not breed well br br Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday She was in bed with gramps br br Please excuse Burma she has been sick and under the doctor

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