Faster Than a Bugatti

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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16 4 It is the best and most expensive car in the world and it sets him back 1 24M He takes it out for a spin and while doing so stops br for a red light An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him The old man looks over the sleek shiny surface of the car and asks What kind of car ya got there sonny br br The young man replies A 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16 4 It cost 1 24M br br That s a lot of money says the old man shocked Why does it cost so much br br Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour! states the cool dude proudly br br The moped driver asks Can I take a look inside Sure replies the owner br br So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around Leaning back on his moped the old man says That s a pretty nice car all right! br br Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do He floors it and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 MPH br br Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly whhhoossh! Something whips by him going much faster! br br What on earth could be going faster than my br 16 4 the young man asks himself br br Then ahead of him he sees a dot coming toward him Whoooooosh! It goes by again heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped! Couldn t e thinks the guy How could a moped outrun a Bugatti br br Again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh br br Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car demolishing the rear end The young man jumps out and good grief it is the old man!!! Of course the moped and the old man are hurting for certain He runs up to the dying old man and says You re hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you br br The old man groans and replies Yes Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!

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