Top Ten Caddy Comments

<< previouse joke | random joke | next joke >>

Golfer Think I m going to drown myself in the lake br Caddy Think you can keep your head down that long br Golfer I d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course br Caddy Try heaven you ve already moved most of the earth br br Golfer Do you think my game is improving br Caddy Yes sir you miss the ball much closer now br br Golfer Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron br Caddy Eventually br br Golfer You ve got to be the worst caddy in the world br Caddy I don t think so sir That would be too much of a coincidence br br Golfer Please stop checking your watch all the time It s too much of a distraction br Caddy It s not a watch - it s a compass br br Golfer How do you like my game br Caddy Very good sir but personally I prefer golf br br Golfer Do you think it s a sin to play on Sunday br Caddy The way you play sir it s a sin on any day br br Golfer This is the worst course I ve ever played on br Caddy This isn t the golf course We left that an hour ago br br Golfer That can t be my ball it s too old br Caddy It s been a long time since we teed off sir

Send link 2 friend | Permalink

Rating: