Duck Hunting

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One weekend a man from the city decided to go duck hunting He headed for the country and stopped at a field that looked as though it could attract ducks While walking through a field several ducks flew overhead He aimed fired and shot one of the ducks out of the sky However the duck landed on the other side of a large irrigation ditch with no signs of any nearby crossing br br He briefly thought about leaving the duck but realized that the weather was becoming worse Not wanting to return home empty handed he decided to try and find some way across About a quarter mile further ahead he found a crossing and as he walked back along the other side came across a farmer who was carrying his duck br br Excuse me he said I believe that s my duck you re carrying br br Oh I don t think so replied the farmer It landed on my property This here s my duck br br They argued back and forth for a few minutes and then the farmer suggested a solution br br Let s settle this the country way We ll take turns kicking each other in the balls and the first man to give in gives up the duck br br The hunter thought about it for a minute At first he questioned the sanity of engaging in a ball-kicking contest but felt he was tough enough and accepted the challenge br br Alright then Said the farmer I ll go first br br The hunter took a deep breath and prepared himself for the blow The farmer reared back and kicked the hunter in the balls as hard as he could The hunter moaned and dropped to the ground rolling around in pain as he grasped his groin After several minutes the hunter recovered to his feet took several deep breaths and said Okay now it s my turn br br The farmer looks at the hunter shakes his head and says Oh that s okay you can have you re duck

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