Understand Women

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There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp He picked it up and hid it under his jacket because he thaught it was priceless While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in it rubbed against his shirt POOF A genie popped out of his pocket! br br The very angry looking Genie said Alright I have had enough with this three wish stuff and cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special I will only give you one wish! br br The suprised man said OK I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii br br The genie replied with a smirk Are you crazy Do you know how long that will take with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean all the cement it would take for the highway No I m sorry it just can t happen br br The man said with a smile Fine then I want to understand women br br The genie said Would you like two lanes or four

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