Mother Teresa Goes to Heaven

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Mother Teresa died and went to heaven br br God greets her at the Pearly Gates Are you hungry Mother Teresa says God br br I could eat Mother Teresa replies br br So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it br br While eating this humble meal Mother Teresa looks down into Hell and sees the inhabitants devouring huge steaks lobsters pheasants pastries and wines Curious but deeply trusting she remains quiet br br The next day God again invites her to join Him for a meal br br Again it is tuna and rye bread br br Once again Mother Teresa can see the denizens of Hell enjoying caviar champagne lamb truffles and chocolates br br Still she says nothing br br The following day mealtime arrives and another can of tuna is opened br br She can t contain herself any longer Meekly she says God I am grateful to be in heaven with You as a reward for the pious obedient life I led But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don t understand br br God sighs Let s be honest He says For just two people does it pay to cook

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