Sweet Talking Patrick

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Paddy and Murphy are knocking back a few pints of Guinness at the local pub and in walks O Rourke br br O Rourke says did ye hear about O Hara dyin last night br br Paddy and Murphy in shock exclaim No! Poor O Hara Has anyone told his wife O Rourke says No she hasn t been told yet but I ll get sweet talking Patrick to tell her He is such a sweet talker and so good with words that he can talk the fish out of the brook and the birds out of the trees br br They leave to find Patrick and as they are leaving in he walks in and says Good Mornin to ye all lads a pint on me for everyone O Rourke tells Patrick the sad news about O Hara dying and asks him to break the news very gently to his wife as she doesn t yet know br br Patrick the sweet talker says I will be glad to have a chat with O Hara s wife and I ll break it so gently to her that a whimper is all she ll utter I m a man of words and I can charm the fish from the brook and the birds from the trees Don t worry lads I ll take care of this They don t call me sweet talker for nuttin br br Well off they all go to O Hara s house Patrick knocks on the door and O Hara s wife answers and says Yes may I help you Sweet talking Patrick steps forward and at attention says Are you the widow O Hara To which the woman responds My name is O Hara but I m not a widow br br Sweet talking Patrick braces himself and exclaims Shit you ain t woman!

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